lol Men’s Fashion
“You expecting a flood,” the guy wearing baggy jeans and a t shirt he wrote “Modern Warfare 3: 42-0” on the back of asked me. I’ve gotten weird looks and even comments before for cuffing my jeans, but it only ever really makes me scratch my head when it happens where I live.
“Brandon, your shorts are unmanly.”
I’m not sure what that really means, but if I had to guess, the person who said that to me probably means because I don’t wear shorts that are four sizes too big for me, six inches below my knees and hanging off my ass like every other guy (or her baby daddy, yeah I said it), I must not be a man.
I’m 5’10” and about 130 pounds. I’m fucking skinny. I wear clothes that fit my abnormally thin frame. I don’t wear t-shirts with skulls on them and yeah, my jeans are of a skinnier fit. Because I’m fucking skinny.
I’m really not unique in the larger picture. I enjoy fashion trends more than the average male, sure. But don’t look at me funny just because I wouldn’t fit in in an Eminem music video and fuck you if you wear cargo shorts and have something to say to me, because life isn’t a god damn Dave Matthews concert, you sandal wearing fuckers.
Gonna go shopping now. For clothes I like.